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The Researcher the SEC Cited Says It's Wrong
He spent 16 years advising the firms that benefit. Then he proposed letting them go dark for six months.
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Two PE Firms. Two EdTech Breaches in a Row.
KKR paid $4.8B for Canvas. Bain paid $5.6B for PowerSchool. PowerSchool was breached 3 months later. Canvas 18 months later.
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The AI Excuse Just Died in Court
DOGE fed $100M in grants into ChatGPT. A judge spent 143 pages on why that's still their decision.
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GM's $12.75M Fine on $20M in Sales
The record CCPA penalty equals 64 cents on every dollar GM made selling driver data.
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DHS Wants $7.5M for What Agents Already Wear
Agents have been recording in Meta Ray-Bans since June 2025. DHS just asked Congress to fund it.
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ICE Got 79M Medicaid Records. Found Nobody.
Pennsylvania and Colorado terminated zero enrollees. Ohio flagged 1,000 out of 65,000 referrals.
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Cut the Food, Kill the Count
Congress cut $186B from SNAP, then USDA cancelled the 30-year hunger survey. The money went to ADM.
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The Fake Psychiatrist Character.AI Kept Running
100 days after the safety pledge, Pennsylvania caught a chatbot quoting a license number that doesn't exist.
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Eight Companies Said Yes. One Said No.
The label Hegseth threatened them with had only been used on foreign adversaries before.
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The Bill Stripping Your Nurse of Workers' Comp
Ohio H.B. 277 strips four labor protections at once. Clipboard Health and ShiftKey lobbied for it.
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Tesla Sent $573M to Musk's Private Companies
While Musk ran DOGE and defanged the regulators investigating his companies, Tesla's board kept writing checks to them.
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The Walmart Subsidy You Pay For
Low wages, SNAP enrollment, then Walmart collects 26% of every food-stamp grocery dollar.